Murf

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

by Mr. Murf November 26, 2009

murf

To vomit

BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!

by MURF MAN February 24, 2009

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

murf

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"

by Alyssa October 08, 2003

Murf

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

by eflatus September 17, 2009

Murf

A person who likes fruits

Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf

by Srixy May 24, 2022

murf

the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus

While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?

by Murf E. Brown July 24, 2006