Joop

A drink, any beverage, alchoholic or non-alchoholic

"Damn, where my joop at?"

by Joopski January 17, 2009

Columbian Joop

Sun Dried Joop mixed with a dash of cocaine.

That line of Columbian joop has a very nutty odor.

by Korowil February 28, 2011

Joop Dogg

A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.

"I had to get out the pissers quick, there's a Joop Dogg in there.. didn't bother washing me hands, I just did one."

by Dr Triad October 14, 2006

hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 09, 2008

Joop

An insane, not so smart budgie.

Oh look it's Sammy Joop.

by Jess ^.^ December 11, 2003

Joop

To ejaculate, when you think about a senior that you would like as your boyfriend

he pulled a joop when he was at senior night

by Poopishere10 October 23, 2008