read a magazine

code for smoking marijuana

yo, let's read a magazine

by Varna August 16, 2006

read a book

making out

moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book

by woopwoooop January 18, 2009

read-a-licious

an article,book,magazine. (ect.)

that is soo good to read that the only word to describe it is READ-A-LICIOUS

j-ladey-gee what'cha readin there

k-gangsta-this book ! its soooooooo AMAZING!!!! i cant even tell you so i'll just use the word i found on www.urbandictionary.com last night, READ-A-LICIOUS!! its fucking read-a-licious !!!!!

J-ladey- whoa there ,sounds frickin cool! i want to read that fucking read-a-licious book when your done!

k-gangsta- OKAY ;D

by MRS.CHICK-WITH_THE_SICK-KICKZ! September 7, 2009

read a dictionary

A word used as an excuse of not having a come back, comes from the founder Chris Neal.

e.g. " your a tramp" you say "read a dictionary!"

by Chris Neal June 6, 2009

read a book

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.

by s1337 September 19, 2009

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017