To chuck a Nathan

To say you're going to a friends birthday party but then not turn up for no reason.

Oh man are you going to smithy's birthday? Oh nah I'm going to chuck a Nathan, I don't like that cunt.

by Nathan cuckold August 14, 2021

Do a Nathan

When you do a Nathan, you're trying to stop someone from talking to or getting with a girl, acting as if you're their boyfriend, when really you aren't.

You - I'm talking to Emily at the moment, you know.

Dude - Could you not, I like her - I'm speaking to her, leave her alone.

You - Dude, don't be Nathan.

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You - Would you mind if I got with Emily, dude?

Dude - Yeah sure, I wouldn't do a Nathan, Emily isn't mine so she's free for you to get with

by EhhhaaaNjjjjjjjTaaaan March 12, 2014

Pulling a Nathan

When you do dumb shit and you think it’s cool

After meagan did something stupid
Madison: “meagan are you pulling a Nathan”

by Raellen March 1, 2018

Pulling a Nathan

the designated try hard of the friendship group, always over compensating for *something*. Will most likely be the most successful, but fuck him.

employee: what is that guy with the rifle doing over there?
employee 2: making sure this building is clear of hostiles apparently
employee: but this is a kindergarten, how did he get in here?
Nathan: *humming mission impossible theme*
employee: this is the 3rd idiot this week whos been pulling a nathan

by Barrista_bros_fan September 9, 2020

Pulling a Nathan

The action of cutting your competition off in the final 100 meters of a track mile, thus prohibiting them from having the opportunity to make a move and win the race.

That bum cut me off at the end of the race!

Yeah man, he really was Pulling a Nathan on you.

by Mile specialist April 12, 2023

Pull a Nathan

When you tell people you'll join them in an activity right after the current activity and then completely ghost them.

-ing / ed

"I thought you were going to join us yesterday but turns out you Pulled a Nathan."

"Hey sorry for Pulling a Nathan yesterday, my car broke down and my cell phone died in the middle of nowhere."

"Not to Pull a Nathan, but I may actually be unable to be there tomorrow."

by MrAuri June 7, 2024

A Clapped Nathan

When you pour gravy in your nostril to flavour your brian

If zombies are going to eat you, you might as well do A Clapped Nathan.

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020