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Zoombie

In this day of remote work and isolation (COVID-19), a Zoombie is anyone whose gray matter has been deteriorated by interminable Zoom meetings. They are hard to see on the streets because this variety of living dead hides in their houses behind locked doors... just waiting for the next Zoom meeting invite.
Our office meetings these days are full of Zoombies. Everyone form work has that unshowered, bed head look with vacant stares... they've been reanimated as Zoombies.
by JSS@MCC April 24, 2020
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ZOOMiez

ZOOMiez is a student who attends classes through zoom and not face to face.
in the hybrid classroom, some students attend face to face while others are ZOOMiez
by RobinMaastricht October 5, 2021
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Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.
Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
by BDB inc November 2, 2009
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zoomie zoomie

same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!
by Juliab216 October 19, 2008
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Zoombie

Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.
Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.
by MathPlus April 1, 2021
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Zoozie

The Quintessential girl next door type, can hang with the boys, while still being a bombshell at even given moment.
Steve: Hey Carina, what ya wanna do tonight

Carina: Lets just stay in, I want to watch the Ball game.

Steve: Awesome , you're a total Zoozie.
by Ian Cognito March 13, 2009
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zoomiegender

a subset of catgender for people who are more active at night/have a burst of energy at night, or for people who are catgender and have any connection towards any nighttime gender. It is also a xenogender.
Sally has recently discovered she identifies with zoomiegender, due to the fact she is very active at night.
by ayru686 August 24, 2021
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