Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner

I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner

by plz eat me January 20, 2020

Twilight Zoner

Someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.

Girlfriend: "Who did you have lunch with yesterday?"
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."

by McKrazy October 10, 2014

z-zoners

some1 who can't choose if they're a rock heart or a goth, e.g they luv rock bands such as red hot chili peppers but at the same time bands like stone-sour and slipknot. If u get called a goth becuase u luv heavy metal and stuff and get called a rock heart at the same time, my friend, ur a z-zoner. I know it sounds stupid but my best friend is excactly like this and so am I

kid.1, dude i can't choose between RHCP and slipknot
kid.2 dude don't care thats being a z-zoner
kid.1 sweet we're z-zoners lol

by Proton August 25, 2006

Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.

Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.

by WRivers November 5, 2019

Zoner

Another word for ears, referring to echolocation and how bats and can see where they are, like how they’re in a room or “zone”

Damn bruh Michael’s got some big ass Zoners

by philliptwinwheel746 May 27, 2021

Zoners

A Class A drug in the form of a pill. Otherwise known as Percocets or percs. The slang term usually depicts someone who has just taken the pill and is not "currently in the room" therefore the individual seems zoned-out .

Aye Jim, those zoners you gave me last night got me fucked up!

by underlyinghandle July 4, 2020

Zoner

A phone zombie. Someone who walks around oblivious while staring at thier phone.

The zoner almost got hit by a bus as they feverishly scrolled through social media.

by Raccoon_Eyes August 12, 2022