An individual who is so unaware, delusional or brain dead that they are as effective and productive as a real life zombie. A kin to sleep walking but awake.
That dumbass was Ful-Zombe, only managed grunts and unintelligible noises to try and communicate when we had that important thing coming up. They were Ful-Zombe, screaming pointlessly in people’s faces at the rally last night.
by Aknownmouse September 1, 2025

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.
by Field Of Dreamz February 22, 2011
