Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

ziplocc

The meaning of ziplocc means that when you are trying too hard to be so cool like Kody walker you fart but suck it back in at the same time holding it in and zipping it tight- ziplocc

Yo dude I just did a ziplocc trying to be like the one and only Kody walker

by Jimmyshotgun January 21, 2018

ziploc'd

shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted;

Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?

Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...

Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!

Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...

by Mark2k January 31, 2006

ziplock

adj. The state of being rendered temporarily mute in the presence of your crush.

Fool, you was hype til she walked by, then you got ziplock.

by gigablip October 30, 2008

Ziplock

the greatest invention EVER made

Yo, what do you want me to do with this steak? Just put in in a ziplock.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Ziplock

The term "Ziplock" refers to an economy disposable douche bag.

Dude, you are such a ziplock!

by HotRods_n_Booze December 9, 2007