ziploc'd

shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted;

Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?

Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...

Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!

Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...

ziploc'd by Mark2k January 31, 2006

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Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

Ziplock Dick by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

Eatin da Ziplock by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

Eatin da Ziplock by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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