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shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted;
Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?

Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...

Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!

Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...
by Mark2k January 30, 2006
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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