ziploc'd

shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted;

Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?

Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...

Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!

Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...

ziploc'd by Mark2k January 31, 2006

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Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

Ziplock Dick by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

Eatin da Ziplock by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

Eatin da Ziplock by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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