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ziploc'd

shitfaced; extremely intoxicated; in the bag; wasted;
Dude #1: Hey, what happened to you the other night, did you end up goin' out, man?

Dude #2: Ohhhhh yeah...

Dude #1: Well, spill it guy, what happened?!

Dude #2: I was soooo wasted. Totally ziploc'd, man...
by Mark2k January 31, 2006
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Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.
Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!
by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016
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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs
G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock
by Mlight69 August 25, 2009
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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs
G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock
by Mlight69 August 25, 2009
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