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Zimbabwe Piston

you lay across two chairs then someone below you sticks a penis up your ass then you stick your penis on a person on top of you's ass. You must maintain constant insurtion, thus making it look like a piston of a car.
Last night George, Steve and I got two chairs and decided to Zimbabwe Piston
by Rim Dad Toucher March 6, 2011
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Zimbabwean Bologna queef

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
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Zimbabwe

Occupied Rhodesia
Idiot: Zimbabwe is a lot better off after they kicked out all the white people
Genius: You mean Occupied Rhodesia you bloody moron. They can't even farm!
by OnlyAmericaFirst December 6, 2019
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Zimbabwe

A hot guy. Someone who does not take no for an answer. Someone who is always the first to charge into battle.
Wow, look at him. He's such a Zimbabwe.

OMG. What a Zimbabwe.
by Hanso21 February 26, 2020
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Zimbabwen Fastball

Where 3 people sit in a line and the 2 on the outside join interior hands to give the guy in the middle a hand job.
Hey mason and payton. You wanna come over and do the ZIMBABWEN FASTBALL????
by Silent-Do Good January 8, 2010
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Zimbabwe Rock Thrower

When your partner grabs your testicles and proceeds to chuck your nuts hard enough that it hits your stomach then bounces off and claps your ass.
Dude, my gf just gave me a zimbabwe rock thrower and now my testes ache
by Carl Wheezypop September 2, 2015
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Soviet Zimbabwe

The greatest country in the world. You will all bow down to this country. Nobody, and i mean NOBODY will satand in the way of them.
"Hey, have you heard about that country Soviet Zimbabwe, They are amazing"
by W3AB00 January 22, 2018
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