zhonglde

a ship name for zhongli x childe
also can be said when zhongli attacks someone

“zhonglde is my otp” or “you just got zhonglde”

by albedoswift August 31, 2021

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Zhongli

A man that I would much rather date than a real man. Please come home to me my beloved.

Zhongli "In terms of mora, we have no mora."

Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😍😍😍😫😫😫😀😀😀😳😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🥴😏😏😏😏

by Non Ignorant Human (I Think) July 22, 2021

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A Genshin Impact character. He's 1.85m (6'1") tall, he has dark brown hair that fades to orange at the end and amber eyes. He lives in the capital city of the (in-game) nation of Liyue, where he works in a funeral parlor and wanders around, presumably drinking tea and sharing his oddly extensive knowledge on Liyue history. His only outfit (as of January 2022) is a complex suit in brown tones with many golden details.

He's popularly known between fans of the game for:

a. Being canonically poor

b. Talking about osmanthus wine
c. Being (subjectively) hot
d. Frequently interacting with Tartaglia, another Genshin Impact character
f. (story spoilers)

Person A: "Zhongli is my favorite Genshin Impact character. He has a relaxing voice and he's very kind and smart. He's the ideal man."
Person B: "Yeah, but he's very old and he's poor."
Person A: "Idc I still like him."

by thecqcumber January 29, 2022

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Zhongli

Zhongli is hottest and most handsome man in genshin impact. I just want that sexy body to bang against me and have him go slower everytime I make a single noise or moan I want him to fuck the living shit out of me and have his hand become my necklace. I would do anything for this man, I would do absolutely anything to just get a second to touch and feel his perfect body. I want him to overstimulate me, fuck me until I can't walk and shove his big fat cock into my mouth.

Zhongli is hot/sexy/handsome/perfect

by Keeeeyuuuuueeeeeee July 18, 2021

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Zhonglix

a weird and intimidating bitch that is on thin ice (and is enjoying ofc after all it's zen) , is allergic to hedgehogs and masturbates in school but besides that they're actually a nice person

"ayo yk that dude Zhonglix?"
"oh you mean that dude that was cought masturbating in school? ofc ik him"

by pu pu April 28, 2021

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