Zayn Malik

God.

Oh my Zayn Malik! She is holding a gun! Run!!!

by I know EVERYTHING February 22, 2015

Zayn Malik

zayn malik is one of the most caring, kind, lovable, good artists, and with an absolutely wonderful voice !!

x : who is zayn malik ?
me: don't you know zayn ??? she is the best singer i have ever listened to !!!

by lexixzayn November 26, 2021

Zayn Malik

GOD

someone: hey do u know Zayn Malik?
someone 2: yes omg he is fucking GOD!!

by taylorswiftslut July 18, 2021

zayn malik

the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.

1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying

2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done

by ruth.regalado April 21, 2021

Zayn Malik

Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.

by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021

Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.

Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.

by Doniya Malik June 22, 2012

Zayn Malik

my husband. that’s all.

Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik?
Me: uh my husband?

by zaynswife.com July 9, 2021