Short for Wizard, a Zard is just an all around badass from west warwick, whether you play on the football team, basketball team, or really any extracurricular thing. If you're a Zard you get overhyped about pep rallies, go way too far with prank wars, and most of all, hate the Oakers (what the fuck is an Oaker anyway??)
person 1: Man I can't wait for the Thanksgiving game, fuck the oakers!
Zard 2: Yeah! Go Zards!
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Zard 2: Yeah! Go Zards!
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by nickymedlen November 20, 2018
A french kiss without tounge
a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded
a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded
by Halfdemon February 23, 2007
by FreedomFighter4 March 6, 2022
When an African male rips up a Charizard Pokémon card and stuffs it between his foreskin, setting his dick on fire and getting a woman to squirt on his dick putting it out like Squirtle and screaming "I'm a water type!."
by big dick boner boy October 5, 2023