fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush

I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.

by sicko_bob March 12, 2015

Mexican Zamboni

When a person defecates on another person's chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.

I started out giving that a girl a Hot Carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a Mexican Zamboni.

by DCLAY January 19, 2009

zamboni

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

miami zamboni

A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.

The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."

by John XXX September 7, 2006

Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.

Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!

by jeffermac August 27, 2019

zamboni

What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.

bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"

bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."

bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"

by For The Bros December 19, 2011

zambortion

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005