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A common phenomenon where your cat has heightened energy and they have no choice but run around the house to burn off the excitement. Causes for the zoomies include but are not limited to prey, and changes in the environment. It can also start spontaneously for no known reason. In the wild, the cat’s body builds up enormous amounts of adrenaline, so that when they pounce, they can effectively catch their prey, but because most cats are enclosed in a house, they cannot reach the desired destination. So the adrenaline (which is now useless) forces them to run around like a spooked chicken until the energy is spent. This quirk happens in the early stages of a cat’s life, and as they grow older and more mature, the zoomies get rarer and are eventually substituted for more sensible ways of burning off useless energy.
Zani got the zoomies randomly today. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because she saw a fly.
The zoomies by Bib the boulder December 23, 2021
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The term by which a cadet at USAFA is commonly know among jealous civilians
That zoomie is really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and is also so damn smart. I wish I was with that zoomie.
zoomie by Cadet X October 14, 2005
Open headers on a V8 that are pointed up, much like those on professional dragracing cars.
Zoomies make a car look and sound badass!
Zoomies by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006
when you make farting noises with your mouth on someone's body, creating a tickling effect, causing laughter.
She gave me a zoomie on my stomach.
zoomie by Ahlyzik July 28, 2008
Slang for the invisible particles and energy emitted by radiation at Nuclear Power Plants.
I picked up a lot of zoomies today at work. The little suckers are everywhere.
zoomies by eb1radtech May 23, 2005
what USNA midshipman call the students at the offcial U.S. Government school for desk jobs and golfing (the U.S. Chair Force Academy)
zoomie by MDR August 23, 2006
the gud old shroomsss
yo u tryed those zoomies u get a mad trip of them
zoomies by Thrillz May 13, 2005