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Yugoslavia

It is the country of all Banjos. They are faster than than lightning, stronger than steel and they are smarter than any human being. They can sooth you with their gamer Big brain skills. They play Minecraft, Rainbow, Battlefield, Contir Strik, etc. They despise the Yugoslavinskis and will do anything to eliminate them from their Banjo religious country. They are global elite 2 in countir strik and they selled their Banjo wife and children for internet connection to play countir strik and The Yugoslavinskis are guitars, which we despise. It all started in the year 12 B.C. They started to raid our Banjo Minecraft server. It all started as a joke but then proceeded with many casualties and even deaths. They think they are gude at rainbow but they are only copper 4, 0.2 KD and they try to 1v1, us, Diamond ranks and when they lose, they pay the consequences and get defined as “clapped cheeks.” They got very angry with this and proceeded with physical contact. Yugoslavians are very respectful. They listen to John wick coming with the wee bucks. They also listen to their masters and leaders. But their most important tradition of all is giving tooth blankets, ddos to orphans, and Gluck Gluck 9000s. Overall the Yugoslavians are great people and will do anything for their religion.
Yes, I am Yugoslavian, as you can tell from my Banjo Minecraft server.
by Jewbaccon Broter August 26, 2019
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Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011
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Yugoslavian Water Fall

The act involving two partners in which one partner sits down on the john to take a frank and the other takes a piss between their legs in to the toilet.
dude if you dont finish up quick we're gonna have to pull a yugoslavian water fall
by Buddha Dougherty June 30, 2011
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Yugoslavian Sea Mine

The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
by Joshua Durry August 31, 2018
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Yugoslavia

A country that collapsed because a guy shoved a bottle up his ass
Person 1 - "Hey you want to go to Yugoslavia?"
Person 2 - "Isn't that the country that collapsed because a guy shoved a bottle up his ass?"
by anonymous June 1, 2022
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Yugoslavian Fag Twirling

The act of inserting your penis in a mans rectum and twirling him around. While having someone give him a nipple twister and plucking out his pubic hairs each individually.
Hey bro if we get a few more people we can go to my grandma's place and do some Yugoslavian Fag Twirling while we munch on her delicious cookies.
by Puffshorts May 10, 2012
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Yugoslavian Snowball

When sexual fluids are collected and then frozen to eventually be thrown at someones face...as a snowball.
Lady: He put his yugoslavian snowball inside of me and over the course of an afternoon, it melted. Some of it dripped down my leg in a business meeting, and the rest created an infant 9 months later
Guy: fuck.
by Katharine ffbhjyuggb September 7, 2018
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