your dad says no

A way of yelling at someone.
Or just a random phrase to say to someone.
Often said by rednecks.

*the cat meows*
Your Dad says noooooo!

by AyodatLib December 16, 2006

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your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018

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Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

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Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

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make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...

Hey Billy!

Hey Sarah!

Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah

by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018