by ghks1117 September 19, 2009
Get the Your Mommug. Your mom is a large overweight woman in her mid to late fifties. She often can be found in a prone position or on her knees, performing sexual favors for her childrens friends. Her vaginal cavity is often quite wide and in some cases filled with bats or spider's webs. A very permiscuous woman, she is often the target of many comical antidotes and other insults.
by jriver15 May 23, 2008
Get the Your Mommug. The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.
Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.
Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.
Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom
And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...
Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!
Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom
Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom
Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...
Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!
Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom
Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom
Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
by Ghesh September 10, 2008
Get the Your Mommug. Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020
Get the Your Mommug. The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022
Get the Your Mommug. by really real real stuff September 5, 2018
Get the Your Mommug.