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Are you dicking me right now? 

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.
John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

are you guys for cereal right now? 

It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.

Who are you talking to right now? 

Walter: Who are you talking to right now?
Skyler: ...

Are you fucking me in the ass right now? 

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

πŸŽ‹ yo 🎎 what 😒 is πŸ‘¨ 🦰 up 🀴 you 🀴 Guys πŸ‘Œ right 😎 now πŸ™Ž ♂️ we 🀑 are πŸ˜› at πŸ‘Ή McDonalds 😑 and πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ we 🩱 just 😏 found πŸ€— out 🎨 whenπŸŽ— you πŸ‘¨ 🦰 come πŸ‘¨ 🦳 to πŸŽ… McDonalds πŸ’€ at ☦ 3AM ☺ you πŸ₯Ά can 🎟 get 🎒 the πŸ‘ Among 🩱 us πŸ‘© 🎨 Happy πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ Meal πŸ¦— 

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πŸŽ‹ yo 🎎 what 😒 is πŸ‘¨ 🦰 up 🀴 you 🀴 Guys πŸ‘Œ right 😎 now πŸ™Ž ♂️ we 🀑 are πŸ˜› at πŸ‘Ή McDonalds 😑 and πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ we 🩱 just 😏 found πŸ€— out 🎨 whenπŸŽ— you πŸ‘¨ 🦰 come πŸ‘¨ 🦳 to πŸŽ… McDonalds πŸ’€ at ☦ 3AM ☺ you πŸ₯Ά can 🎟 get 🎒 the πŸ‘ Among 🩱 us πŸ‘© 🎨 Happy πŸ‘¨ πŸ”§ Meal πŸ¦—

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked 

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked