Yeti

A sixteen year-old blackbelt whose golden halo appears only in the sunlight and responds to "YETIYETIYETIYETI!!!"

You are such a Yeti.
Stupid Yeti.
FETCH, YETI!

by Liopleuradon May 02, 2009

Yeti

A hairy penis.

Omg! ______ has a YETI
EEEEW that's so nasty, are you sure?
Yup he told me.
Gross.

by B Stark May 09, 2010

Yeti

A girl (fugly mind you) who is extremely abundant is hair. Whether it be facial armpit or a all over type of deal. This phrase should only be used if the female is a 100% cunt (there are exceptions)

"You know that girl Rose, she's a goddamn Yeti!!!"

by Fernando G. March 25, 2005

Yeti

A whore that uses the concept of "love" as a tool to make fools of her victims before becoming bored and moving to another. May use a victim to invoke rage and jealousy in a previous victim.

David - The bitch used me, after I spent all that time loving her, and then made bullshit excuses to leave. When I asked her if she was just doing it to fuck around, all she could do was shout "fuck you" all nervous!

Travis - What a Yeti!

by --Octo-- May 24, 2008

Yeti

Skank, bitch, walking STD, Pretty much anything you wouldn't ever want to be.
Usually Can't Type.

Omg.. I saw the yeti yesterday.. and she was using her yeti mating call to attract birds.

by Anonymous >_> December 06, 2007

Yeti

A police officer in a SUV. It is a reference to the abominable snowman in the Himalayas.

Friend: Hide that shit, there's a yeti passing by

by Posterized1 November 26, 2016

Yeti

It's what I call my own pet (unfit mother) Abominable Snowmum. I get one all to myself, aren't I lucky? It was worth watching Suburban Mayhem just to see my own 'best in show' pet Yeti's biography on screen...

Anything you can insert the word mother into. "Hang on, don't we have to go to Yeti's for Christmas?" ... "Why, I haven't bothered for the last 5"...

<therapist to me> "Now, let's talk about Yeti"...

by scott_the_son_of_a_yeti January 05, 2007