Facebook Yes Man

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.

“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”

by JP_002 August 11, 2009

Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.

What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.

by my mAin Hack October 4, 2017

mr_man_yes

MR_MAN_YES, also known as Isaiah, is a really nice person who really cares about others well being. He is also a queen addict and has a wattpad a tiktok and an instagram. He's well known for being kind and loving and is also a professional crackhead.

Human 1: "Wow! Have you heard of this guy,MR_MAN_YES? He's really kind!"

Human 2: "The one from wattpad?"

Human 1: "Yeah, he also has a youtube channel, a tiktok and an instagram!"

Human 2: "Oh, him? He's so kind!"

by TotalyNotMrManYes December 8, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>One Week Is A Yes, Two Weeks Aresesisa A No , Three Weeks Is A Maybe, ANd Four Weeks Is Possibility Personified, Known As "'Manifestation'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>One Week Is A Yes, Two Weeks Aresesisa A No , Three Weeks Is A Maybe, ANd Four Weeks Is Possibility Personified, Known As "'Manifestation'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>One Week Is A Yes, Two Weeks Aresesisa A No , Three Weeks Is A Maybe, ANd Four Weeks Is Possibility Personified, Known As "'Manifestation'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

yesman

Urban dictionary editors who accept any definition that comes along. It is not known why people do this but theories include:
i) they are attempting to get 100% acceptance stats to look 'kool'
ii) they do not like hurting peoples feelings by saying 'no'
iii) they are dumb

plural: yesmen

I hope my latest definitions of emu and matttheidiot get reviewed by a yesman.

by robcraine September 30, 2005

yesmanning

When no one actually wants to criticize anyone else, so they just agree or say it's good.

My teacher made us do peer editing today, Tomas' essay was pure shit, but because of yesmanning, he thinks it's good.

by Shoobeedoowoppadoo February 16, 2018

Yesman

One who submits to another and does not question them.
Always sides with them and agrees with what they say or do.

Sunny: Beanie you're such a yesman.

Beanie: Yeah mate, I'm Charlie's yesman. I love him so much. We've never disagreed.

by Boby Swanson December 2, 2021