A gift for your male friend that'll make them mad and tell you to get out, specifically a limited edition pattern horse dildo that had cost you $100+.
by frtisauZhytfr67udsia September 30, 2018
An awful rider. A yeehaw is someone who goes around on their piece of shit, ungroomed horse thinking they are the coolest, best equestrian ever.
You are probably a yeehaw if:
1. You wear a troxel.
2. You jump a horse that is not some kind of warmblood, thoroughbred, or quarter horse.
3. You say things like "how are your hunter-jumpers going?" and when the person responds simply "good" you smile and, not prompted, say "Well my eventing is going awesome."
4. When you say something about horses, people laugh. This is not because you are funny. It is because you don't know shit.
5. You wear a plastic helmet (cover optional to maximize tacky factor) that is color coordinated to match your shirt, hideous britches, loose rubber "boots", and gloves. Your horse's saddlepad, fleece pad, browband, and polos also match your outfit.
6. You dont wear a hairnet and your helmet rests on the top of your forehead. If you do wear a hairnet, it is visible on your forehead and surprisingly not holding your hair back.
7. Your legs swing back and forth at the canter and the word "release" means absolutely nothing to you.
8. You go around to A rated jumper shows wondering why very little paints like yours are showing.
9. You say things like "I've jumped three and a half feet." or my personal favorite, "Oh, my horse jumps like 3'4"." That is not a measurement, dumbass. Figure out why the people with the pretty horses say "oh, three foot. or three foot-six."
10. You are in pony club
You are probably a yeehaw if:
1. You wear a troxel.
2. You jump a horse that is not some kind of warmblood, thoroughbred, or quarter horse.
3. You say things like "how are your hunter-jumpers going?" and when the person responds simply "good" you smile and, not prompted, say "Well my eventing is going awesome."
4. When you say something about horses, people laugh. This is not because you are funny. It is because you don't know shit.
5. You wear a plastic helmet (cover optional to maximize tacky factor) that is color coordinated to match your shirt, hideous britches, loose rubber "boots", and gloves. Your horse's saddlepad, fleece pad, browband, and polos also match your outfit.
6. You dont wear a hairnet and your helmet rests on the top of your forehead. If you do wear a hairnet, it is visible on your forehead and surprisingly not holding your hair back.
7. Your legs swing back and forth at the canter and the word "release" means absolutely nothing to you.
8. You go around to A rated jumper shows wondering why very little paints like yours are showing.
9. You say things like "I've jumped three and a half feet." or my personal favorite, "Oh, my horse jumps like 3'4"." That is not a measurement, dumbass. Figure out why the people with the pretty horses say "oh, three foot. or three foot-six."
10. You are in pony club
"Dude, take those red pants and that troxel and throw them in the trash. You are such a fucking yeehaw."
by Kittyfish May 2, 2007
by chillikeaicecube May 27, 2009
Put an end to this word. As of 2016, the only people who use the word 'yeehaw' are racist, inept, rural cowboys in the South. If used by another person, that's a retard who secretly supports Donald Trump.
by dangnuggets November 10, 2016
by Highicue November 7, 2006
A gay cowboy or normal cowboy , you can’t tell the fucking difference, usually drives the biggest goddamn diesel in town or country if you ask them. They would fuck anything on top of a hay-bale or their big fucking truck. They don’t shower they smell like The sale barn and if their far enough away you’ll be able to see two big ass buck teeth sticking out to know for sure that’s one of them.
by Vintage Cam February 13, 2018
When you edge a man to the brink with your juicy mouth, stop and yell “YEE HAW” at the top of your lungs, then deep throat his dick and finish him, swallowing every ounce of his hot cum (aka the dunkel)
by krestacar September 29, 2019