yard sale 

An alibi often used to explain the origin of petty contraband. Often works because it is nearly impossible to disprove, plausible, and usually absolves the owner of guilt.

Officer: Son, mind explaining where you got those milk crates with 'Property of Milk Company' written on them?
Dude: Yard sale.
Officer: Dammit.

yard sale by JamesXThompson December 26, 2006

Yard Sale 

A phrase used to describe an especially fun event, such as parties, dances, or general merrymaking.

Jim: Dude, last night was a total yard sale. I've never had that much in my entire life.

Yard Sale by KarTails July 9, 2010

Yard Sale 

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

Yard Sale by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

Yard Sale 

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.

"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"

Yard Sale by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012

Yard Sale 

In lacrosse, one player stick-checks another, knocking his stick out of his hand. Usually followed up by a loud chorus of "YARD SALE!!!" or "Hey, how much for that stick?"

Player: "Dude, did you see that guy get Yard Saled?"

Player 1: "That guy just got wrecked!"
Player 2" "Hey, #43, how much for that stick?"

Yard Sale by FlamesOfThePhoenix May 1, 2010

yard sale 

People place used household items, clothes, etc. in their yard and offer them for sale. Usually held on a week end, a "yard sale" often involves one, or a few families who pool their unwanted items to sell, often very cheaply.

Parallel term: "Yard saliing." To drive about from yard sale to yard sale.

I bought this sweater at a yard sale for a dollar and a half.

The Jones family are having their yard sale next week/

yard sale by Robert Allen August 29, 2003

yard sale 

event where people sell their junk to other people who get kicks out of buying old used junk

yo i bought this broken lamp from the yard sale on 5th street

yard sale by Jicannon August 29, 2003