Wkoff It*

*what kind of fucking friend is that

Definition: something exclaimed in a frustrated situation where ur friends are not treating you the way you treat them.

TIME TO GET SOME NEW FRIENDS

so called pal " hey you know, i got a super awesome job and cashin in mad money, screwin a HB and so.. what about you"

"im hangin in there, life's tough "

" oh well thats tooo badd "

" ok now ur seriously being a Wkoff It*"

by BearHawk May 19, 2009

wyckoff

a very annoying boy who is 13 and is shorter than a kindergartener. He's rich and white and annoying as fuck. He has an ugly shade of blue for his eyes and a huge mouth. YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP MICHEAL WYCKOFF!

Is he short, annoying and is he going to napa high school? if so, he's a wyckoff

by narusasushipperforlifewhatwhat February 7, 2015

Wikoffing

Wikoffing is when you place your legs behind your head and successfully suck your own dick.

“Oh man, I was bored last time and decided to do some Wikoffing!”

by Anon1847338583 January 8, 2019

wyckoff.tea

funniest instagram account ever.

I love wyckoff.tea sm. Olivia Foulke is homophobic, yikes...

by Troll on the interwebs sksksk June 6, 2021

Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.

Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”

by Hmendral August 7, 2021