waking up the wumpus

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

by Yeebus August 29, 2017

Wumpscut

:Wumpscut: is a German ebm group consisting of one Rudy Ratzinger. Ratzinger was a Bavarian ebm dj before releasing a series of tapes and then his first full-length in 1993.

Ratzinger has described his music as endzeit ebm, or music for the end times (apocalypse). His newest album, Schadling will be released in April of 2008. The music is dark, yet catchy and danceable. Primary musical influences are Leaether Strip and Klinik.

:Wumpscut: has a fanatical fan following but is frequently criticized for his extravagant boxed sets, which typically include items such as posters, flags, buttons, bumper stickers, postcards, t-shirts and other merchandising.

:Wumpscut: has released yet another album! Let me guess, this next boxed set is going to include an electric toothbrush and a tube of spermicide.

by Defaultet January 13, 2008

Wumpa

A term created after an epic video game player named "big-wumpa." Wumpa is often used to describe someone who is just amazing at everything, never loses, and simply knows all.

Man A: Wtf bro how does this kid have the highest rank? The game just came out!

Man B: Dude that guy is a Wumpa...

Man A: Omg I can haz autograph

by Big-Wumpa November 15, 2009

wumpy

A person or animal, who is stubborn or grumpy but this makes them very cute instead of undesirable.

"Grumpy Wumpy"

by Jenem583 December 31, 2008

wumpussy

Wumpus being a pussy

Person 1: give me admin
Person2: no I won't
Person 1: you're being such a wumpussy

by C'mon u nomy September 24, 2021

Wump

Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.

Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.

by Jam-rag August 23, 2011

Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003