A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.
I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.
by Coolvin Coolidge December 2, 2010
by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012
the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.
'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.
by vingt20 June 17, 2011
by borkupine April 10, 2010
by Wreath Around December 4, 2016
This is when a women has a circular ring of hair around her areola. When the girl takes her bra off u are supprised to get a mouth full of hair in the dark and begin to gag. This is also known as Hareola, which has already been coined on Urban Dictionary.
I was gettin down with this fresh chick from the bar when I realized I had hair stuck in my teeth from her nipples. When the lights came on it looked two miniture christmas wreathes minus the flashing lights. Trick had wreath nipples...
hareola
hareola
by chicoman341978 May 25, 2014
When a condom catastrophically fails leaving only the rolled rubber edge riding high up on the penis.
They were getting down when the condom quit leaving him with a green ribbed wiener wreath and a whole lot of regrets.
by Barke Slons January 17, 2022