WoWtard

noun (n)

1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.

2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.

Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"

Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...

Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "

by Real Life July 24, 2008

wontfix

A polite way to say, "Forget it," in response to a work request.

Yep. I just marked that bad boy WONTFIX and sent it back to the business unit.

by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

Wonton Soup

a alternative pronoun to the word "pussy". Hot delicious pussy that give a scent as strong as a wonton meal from a Chinese restaurant.

"Hop up in my car, then I drop my roof, smell like wonton soup, thats just how I do, then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup, smell like wonton soup...."

-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song

by Keith Styles July 30, 2010

i wont not fuck you the fuck up

It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.

“You’re a fat bitch”
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”

by Mirinat October 14, 2018

Wonton'd

The new way of saying owned. From the phrase want ownage? which turned into wontown, which led to wonton'd a play on words of the Asian food wonton.

I just wonton'd that noob, I got a no scope headshot on him.

by Triggersoft November 25, 2010

Wontpower

Antonym of willpower. A synonym is weakness. A powerful lack of willpower.

I have a very strong sense of wontpower and can refuse to not do most things.

by ryatellsastory March 31, 2015