Wouldn't've

This word when said fast, is actually used quite often.

It's definition, is
Would-not-have=Wouldn't've

Wouldn't've Would've Wouldn't

by lilahmaye March 18, 2009

wouldn't've

A compound contraction for "would not have". Also see couldn't've and shouldn't've.

I was going to explain the whole thing to him, but he wouldn't've understood.

by Sunob September 6, 2007

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

Very sketch sentence used bu juvenile delinquents to throw off reporters.

+Here's an actual customer out here, uh what's the best kind of firework to buy?

- Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

+Where are your parents? Kid's sketchy, back to you guys.

by Eldeirun July 13, 2023

Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)

Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!

Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally

by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

Wouldn't bake them a cake

When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.

I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.

by yo_ssarian June 12, 2018