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woolly thinking

Woolly thinking. This is the art of thinking with your head full of clouds. Not "Clear" thoughts, but rather those done through the mist of not concentrating on what you are doing, and if you had the time to think clearly, you would realize that what you are doing is just plain daft
Woolly Thinking
Sawing a branch off a tree whilst sitting ON that branch

Thinking "Autocruise" drives the car for you

Anyone who has read the website dedicated to "Darwin Awards" will know tha many of them wernt thinking straight..
by Brian SilverDragon September 6, 2008
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Cone Wooly

A shape discovered and plagarised by Eimantas the famous gamer. It is believed to have some type of magical powers. On the walls of the Pyramids of Giza they show a dishevelled looking tall and skinny figure holding it up while the sun explodes. Conspiracy theorists have found out the figure bears great resemblace to the famous creeper; Conor.
The Cone Wooly was plagarised by Eimantis and not actually invented by him.....sneaky bastard.
by MysteriousSunWraith April 23, 2019
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Woolfy

The coolest person in the universe.
Also refers to orgasmic pleasure.
Omg, it's Woolfy. I love Woolfy!!!
by GenericNamesake April 29, 2006
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Wooday

Question: Whuddup wooday

Answer: Chillun wooday
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Wooldy

Noun, verb, adjective, pet name or term of endearment specifically used by English Soccer players when referring to a team mate or situation involving unusually small male genitalia. Often used as a hashtag (#) on Twitter by various professional English Soccer Leagues.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.
Tweeted by @BenHamer21 of Charlton athletic at 3:05PM on 4/5/2012: "@JemKaracan @seanmorrison_91 get following these Woooooldys! Pair of World Beaters!" - in reference to the known habit of @BenHamer21 to touch his genitals in public places.

"You're a wooldy mate"

"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"
by Charltonfan22 November 11, 2012
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Woolygoon

1;Hey, that guy's a woolygoon!
2;Yeah, he's a faggot.
by Dickseverywhere July 29, 2009
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Wooly pushback

A wooly pushback is when you're making love to a sheep while pushing it to the edge of a cliff at the same time causing the sheep to push backwards.
by GRhys October 8, 2010
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