wolfpussy 

pussy on a nasty fuckin hoe ,bitch ass mother fucker,that smells and tasts like shit

yo mama got some nasty ass wolfpussy

wolfpussy by john cane May 10, 2005

woodpussy 

A device useful for getting rid of door-to-door salesmen and religious advertisers.

Door rings. It's a JW.
"Let the woodpussy answer the door"

woodpussy by Azzacanth October 2, 2003