Mr. Woodring

a seventh grade teacher at the Bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking.

Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
Tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in!
Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!

Bullis kid: "hey do you know where I could find Mr. Woodring?
Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!

by Man of Steel May 18, 2006

Grippin Wood Grain

When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.

I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade

by FINEST187 April 24, 2008

wood grain grippin

It means working hard, all day everyday.

boss sippin card dippin grant wood grain grippin-Still Tippin

by Rudy King November 29, 2007

wood grain

a very informational way to explain a diarrhea type of poopy

you might not want to go in there for a while a made a bunch of wood grain

by Akuknox June 10, 2008

wood grain

Weed, Pot, Herb, Marry-j, often reffered in the present sence.

damn nigga i always be grippin the wood grain, even when i be sippin on the drink!!

by double J June 29, 2006

woodring

Noun

1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation.

2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.

Definition 1:

Boy: Babe, you were great.
Girl: Did I clean it all off?
Boy: No, I still see a woodring

Definition 2:

Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey!
Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks.
Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan?
Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there.
Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan?
Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it.
Steve: You're such a woodring!

by fear the eer November 13, 2011

Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars

No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane

by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019