Wood

that Hard thing in your pants right now

Dude look at the kids wood

by Captain jack sparrow November 25, 2018

Wood

To wood, is to jam ones manhood in the door!.

chris jammed his wood in the door

by mrSEE November 30, 2010

Wood

Wood is a term for a material, but is now in the 21st century, usually referred to, as an erection. Apparently it seems much more 'cool', if you meant ion Wood. For example:

"Hey dude...I swear, I've got wood right now!"

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 May 24, 2016

Wood

In the sales industry wood = a horrible lead where the prospect was a total loser and had no intentions of buying anything. They may have been broke or just a total ass looking to waste the salespersons time.

Hey how was that lead? It was total wood!

by Robb_Revere November 3, 2010

Wood

Slang for a genitailia

William said to Sally "Suck my wood!" and Sally ran away crying

by HomeyG-Funk April 25, 2003

Wood

A white prison inmate that is NOT gang affiliated. Short for "peckerwood". Particularly on Federal and West Coast State facilities.

"This ain't you business wood"
"Still gotta get down for ur race Toad a buck fifty" ( Personal experience)

"Bad-ass peckerwood with the attitude,right?" American history X

by 40+aroundtheblock April 7, 2021

Wood

Something you can stick in, or play with fondly. Sometimes a pain in the ass in the morning, but alyssa really loves it.

Damn ryan! Look at that wood! STICK IT IN ME

by Yesbbay June 4, 2016