Wolvergina

When one uses adamantium (the rare metal lining popular X-Men character Wolverine's bones) needles and thread to stitch together a woman's fallopian tubes, then burns what's left. What remains is an adamantium-lined ovary that is rendered indestructible, but also infertile.

"I thought she wanted kids, but she's got a Wolvergina so now we're looking to adopt."

by Aaron JAB May 7, 2015

Walmart Wolverine

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"

by ChadHennesTailBone September 27, 2005

Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

by Softserve November 5, 2014

Wolverenessing

Single-handedly fucking over an entire community of dedicated, hard-working people by acting like a whiny bitch.

Everything was looking promising until the great Wolverenessing.

by Gbasbag September 7, 2014

wolverine

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.

The actor that plays Wolverine is hot.

by mkk August 15, 2006

Wolvern

A person who is superior to you, ie. a boss, a commander, a parent.

Wolvern also means a person who is better looking and can kick your ass.

I am a Wolvern, no one dares mess with me.

by Darsha Wolfhound April 14, 2007

Chocolate Wolverine

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10

I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.

by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009