carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Stick it in your wicket

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep

Im gonna stick it in your wicket

by O.G. Willis April 24, 2015

wicked j

Comedian, and Twisted Advice Guru. Known for saying exactly what's on his mind, and offering advice to callers and/or audience members in a very straight forward and sometimes rude, but helpful way.

Wicked J told me some twisted advice, but it actually helped!

by Mary Jones May 4, 2006

Wicked Shit

The most vile, disgusting type of shit one can take. Often experienced after eating raw chicken or unrefrigerated Taco Bell leftovers. My be semi-liquid to foamy in consistency, and can range in color from orange-yellow to dark brown. The distinguishing characteristic of a Wicked Shit is the stench which is far more putrid and pervasive than that of a normal dump. The smell is often compared to that of a liquefied corpse, with hints of decomposing plant matter. Oftentimes the scent lingers for days following defecation, and may trigger allergy symptoms or asthma attacks.

I made the mistake of eating my roommate's tacos he left on the table from yesterday so I just took a Wicked Shit. Now I need to get ahold of my parents and let me see if I can stay at their house till the smell clears.

by Juggah8r666 March 4, 2014

Wickedawesometastic

When cool just doesn't describe it.

That was so wickedawesometastic that I almost crapped myself!

by Thee owlfucker April 27, 2009

Wacker Neuson

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop

Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!

by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

Wacker Jacks

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.

You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

by Weapon Xman G forreal November 19, 2010