Withered

Messed up, hauled, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.

Man, I was so withered last night!

by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

withered

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)

"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"

by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012

withered dick

an old man, or one that appears to be old

That withered dick keeps staring at us.

by werepoodle January 27, 2007

Wetherall Wang

When a small man has a very very large penis, which is the size of a pool noodle.

Omg James definitely has a Wetherall Wang

by Wtf.richard January 31, 2018

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.

Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

wetherell

An extremely curly hair-style reminiscent of the coat of the standard poodle

I'd have shagged her but she had a wetherell!

by mark September 10, 2003

witheredbasil

Me

Me is witheredbasil

by Witheredblarbo December 3, 2022