wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

wintarded

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.

Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!

by Bormon March 11, 2007

Winegard

one who guards the wine. the epitome of awesome and classy.

that girl is such a winegard. she is sophisticated

by conuselor123 August 6, 2010

wingardium leviosa

An exotic Strain of marijuana with a heavy sativa base, resulting in an intense "head high" that makes the smoker feel as if they are levitating.

We blazed that wingardium leviosa last night and thought we were playin Quidditch. Harry would have been so jealous.

by Ace13Assante November 21, 2010

Wintard

One who can not drive in the snow covered roads. Tends to drive a 2WD vehicle and tires may be near bald. This person may also be commonly found in a ditch, or sliding into another car.

You can also spot these people with a layer of ice and snow still on the car while driving.

Sorry I'm late to work today. Some wintard tried to pass me, spun out and hit another car. I had to stop.

by Slacker1357 February 12, 2013

Wingadabinga

Your moms massive penis

Person 1: Yo dude I sucked wingadabinga last night.
Person 2: 39 buried, 0 found.

by SalamanderTesticles June 3, 2022