windy wednesday

The day in which all people should wear thier finest neon coloured, windbreakers to school, work, or around town. Originally started in the Cowichan Valley, BC.

"Dude i'm stoked Windy Wednesday is tomorrow, my grandma died and left me this sick windbreaker..."

by daisey-duckkk February 11, 2009

Fair Winds & Following Seas

Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.

"Godspeed, my friend."

"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."

by theCon June 21, 2013

Windy City Drifter

A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.

Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.

It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.

by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011

Windy city apple turnover

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.

Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.

by Youdidwhat May 29, 2009

Windy don

A strange/sus person.

Person 1: "Reinhard is very a windy don."
Person 2:"Yes he is!"

by Wahmen November 24, 2020

windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.

Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."

by zach9974 October 31, 2013

windy wolf tits

tits that howl when they blow in the wind.

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"

-"nice she has windy wolf tits."

by treeofshit December 5, 2009