Windshield Wiper

When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.

That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.

by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016

windshield wiper

When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.

"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."

by C-Bass Clemens September 26, 2009

windshield wiper

The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!

John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!

by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010

windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.

Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!

by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004

Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.

After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.

by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015

Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.

She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.

Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper

by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021