an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels
"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*
by masterpoopsock January 13, 2014
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When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
by Logan Bishop February 10, 2008
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blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.
when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".
by supercron78 October 21, 2003
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When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."
by C-Bass Clemens September 27, 2009
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The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!
John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!
by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010
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A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
by Go12pack July 27, 2009
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