If you thought Windows Vista was bad...
Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.
Known Aliases:
Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity
Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.
Known Aliases:
Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity
Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME?
Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 May 14, 2009
Get the Windows MEmug. by windowsgirl December 21, 2007
Get the Windows MEmug. This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*
*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*
*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*
*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*
*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"
by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004
Get the Windows MEmug. A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."
I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.
by assassin25 April 27, 2005
Get the Windows memug. 1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.
2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.
1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!
2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.
2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.
by Kevin T. June 4, 2005
Get the Windows MEmug. Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.
Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.
by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004
Get the Windows MEmug. The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.
by Shawn E. April 15, 2003
Get the Windows MEmug.