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Salisbury Wiltshire

A city in the south of England, it is like the South Central of Wiltshire, with daily shoot-outs and people selling crack cocaine on every corner. The main cause of this is the asian community in the Bemerton Heath suburb, which is approximatly 1 mile west of the city centre. There is also the are known as the Friary which is located in the city centre and has gained infamy for the amount of Gypsy's with ten-bedroom caravans selling Marijuana they grew in a windowbox.

The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.

Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.
BadMan1 "Lets go score some rocks from the Filipinos in the Heath"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"
by omfgroflcopterkthnxbye January 15, 2011
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Wilsher

The person that, when hosting a party, Tries to get everyone to do the same thing, usually by suggest games they can turn in to Strip Games later- also known as 'Wilshing' or 'To Wilsh'.

The worse version of a Risinger
Mate, Don't go to Fonzie's party, He's a Wilsher!

Lucy, If you go to Joe's party, be sure to wear extra layers- He'll Wilsh it and you'll be three rounds in to Strip Mario Kart before you can blink.
by S.Worthwords January 21, 2018
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Sir Alun Wilthrop The Great!

A man of many dimensions and can travel the universe using Mathematics, his signature move is when he gets physical with his wife, his greatest weakness' are Trees, burger vans, ladies of the night. and the farm he grows in his attic. He is also a great Philosopher one of his quotes "We no live in perfect world". His trusty saying is "If in doubt, give it a clout".
Woah, don't touch my camera through the fence that might contain the essence of Sir Alun Wilthrop The Great!

Gagg likes to be seduced by Sir Alun Wilthrop The Great.

If you are a cuck “I like watching people do it” that's a Sir Alun Wilthrop The Great.

I might be more conductive than you.
by MEMEMEOW69999 January 18, 2022
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jack wilshere

jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.
A: jack wilshere had an amazing game

B: duh, thats why he's the savoir of english football.
by asdfghjklyes November 10, 2013
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Wilshire

That black guy is whiter then anyone here, what a wilshire.
by Obamafan84 October 15, 2009
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Frank Wiltshire

Often categorized as Gilky this is specimen beyond all belief as he battles with cluelessness and a harsh allergy to Milk known as lactose intolerance
Frank Wiltshire, Ran into a wall because he forgot bricks were solid.
by Munchfu February 14, 2023
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witshit

A stupid white girl saying dumb stuff being uneducated and stealing other thing from other cultures.
Kaitlyn " omg black people dont wash thier hair evreyday eww gross.
omg i love bbc, and i want lightskin kids"
tanisha " Stfu kaitlyn your a witshit"
by G-Bandddddzzzzzzzzzzzz March 14, 2021
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