A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitch mug.A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
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A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitch mug.The implementation of data, insights, and purposeful content to improve physical, mental, and spiritual health, allowing consumers to be mindful of their digital activity.
by UnicornGlow February 13, 2020
Get the Digital Wellness mug.Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.
"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"
by SamJay93 May 24, 2022
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