wifesexual

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024

wifeysexual

Only into anime LADYS

And not real lady’s

“Hey u into that girl?”
“Nah bro I’m only into misa from death note. you know I’m wifeysexual”

by Gayaas December 18, 2020

wisexual

Somebody who engages in a romantic affair in order to gain access to the WiFi- internet access

Guy - "Hey man, I need a lift to *girls* house, I'm going crazy here with out the network since the neighbors left...

Friend - " oh crazy man sound like your turning Wisexual! "

by jaffajake November 16, 2021

wicksexual

Wicksexual means you gay, but you don’t suck dick you just like annal

I am wicksexual

by Bipolerism March 17, 2022