stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

Wiffi

Also common known as Wi-Fi, this is the mispronunciation and more hilarious way to use it. Recently used by Kevin Hart in Ride Along.

Friend: "Feel free to use my laptop."

Me: "Thanks, what's the wiffi?"

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

Wiffies

To have withdrawals. The feeling of missing someone too much to the point its overwhelming.

I miss him so much, I’m having wiffies.

by It-was-always-gonna-be-me October 21, 2021

piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

ig wiffy

harry said hey ig wiffy whaat jojo your my ig wiffy

hi ig wiffy

by anonymous March 25, 2024

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021

Wiffis

The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly

I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.

Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.

by Boris Wiffis January 29, 2008