wienerize

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009
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1. Vulgar slang for a penis

2. A person that is deliberately a jerk
1. I have a nasty rash on my wiener

2. Quit acting like a winer, jackass!
by rdodgerules June 08, 2005
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To go up to someone and put ur wiener in or on them and yell wiener as loud as you can
Ahhhhh I'm wienering everyone it feels so good.
I like to wiener every piece of pussy I can find.
by dushon mandick June 12, 2008
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wieners

a long cylinders of meat
that vender has the biggest wieners i have ever seen. i want to suck them
by ebba May 22, 2005
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look at that guy's wiener. it is an impressive cylinder of meat. i want to suck it
by ebba May 21, 2005
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why would you need a definition on this?
by Bob Wiley February 19, 2005
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Donald Trump's family were a bunch of wieners back in Germany.
by Montana701 March 01, 2016
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