Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.
Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.
Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
by Emma85 February 10, 2007
Get the widower's mattress mug.After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'
She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.
She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.
"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."
"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."
"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."
by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019
Get the Widow's Kiss mug.Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of buzzkill. An utter tragedy before your very eyes, one which will have repercussions beyond your high time. A variant of the Whopper BK, which is bad enough in its own right.
So what are you all in for?
Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.
Wow, that's a Whopper BK.
Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.
Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.
Wow, that's a Whopper BK.
Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.
by Smollie October 26, 2009
Get the Windows 7 Whopper BK mug.Spouse of an EverQuest player. If EQ player found dead, widow can often only identify them in profile, seated, hands on keyboard. Described as widowhood, as partner is largely ignored, except when asked how to spell a word in a thread post(or when widow is asked to order pizza).
"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yes, that's why he didn't come on vacation with me."
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"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yeah, I'm an EverQuest widow."
"Yes, that's why he didn't come on vacation with me."
OR
"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yeah, I'm an EverQuest widow."
by littlewoo September 13, 2008
Get the EverQuest Widow mug.The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.
Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly
by frickendevil January 15, 2005
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