Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021

Blore Wide

The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.

I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!

by Pale Rider December 14, 2019

Double-wide Surprise

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Width-wide bitch

Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.

Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.

by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

wedgehead

A Wedgehead is a member of the British Army's Royal Engineers. The expression dates back to when the Royal Artillery ran away in Crimea forcing the Engineers to rescue their guns before the Russians stole them. In the chaos, they used dead infantry officers' bodies to wedge the wheels to stop the cannons rolling downhill.

See that Wedgehead over there? He is thick as mince and a complete waste of rations.

by Bumsnorkler March 4, 2019

World Wide Web Wide Tech Support

WWWW tech support is the best tech support company to ever exist with the best tech professionals

My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!

by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021

Double-wide Surprise

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

by murder3000 March 22, 2020