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whoretend

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.
When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.
by shthap3ns May 25, 2007
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Whoremenian

As there are whores and armenians, the english language likes to combine these two fabulous terms. A whoremenian is one who acts a whore sleeping around like a slag but also as an armenian especially when the padres are around. Some armenian actions include ghetto dancing to armenian love songs, et al.
Lex is a whoremenian.
by ben131415 November 21, 2006
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business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.
nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.
by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010
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whorchestra

1. (adj) a <noun> that can be seen as having whorish qualities e.g. promiscuous, easy, indigent, low-class

2.(n) a large group of prostitutes gathered together in one place
Look at that whorchestra! There must be about 10 of them!

THIS MATH PROJECT IS A WHORCHESTRA
by rhapsody275 January 16, 2010
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Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
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Whoreiest

If your are the whoreiest, then you are the biggest whore to ever whore.
Look are her! She is the whoreiest person I have ever seen!
by TacoBellShit December 9, 2019
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Whoretense

A highly sexual coquettish or flirtatious state of a given female resembling a lurid feline in estrus.
She licked the last drop of her gin martini from the corner of her lips as a whoretense heat swept over body, to settle as savage passion in her eyes.
by Baron Lemonkynin DenConia April 29, 2007
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