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Wilton NH

a tiny town in middle-of-nowhere new hampshire consisting of two shitty waldorf schools, a main street with stores that are never open and don't sell anything useful or even nice, and populated by a bunch of middle-aged moms on crack.
anyone from wilton nh probably won't get anywhere in life

"i'm from wilton nh" where?" "southern new hampshire*"
by utopia_unfound January 31, 2019
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wiltonhood

Keep your head low when rolling through Wiltonhood or else you might get capped.
by K. Itty February 15, 2005
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Whittonite

The word whittonite, see also chavs, was derived from the word "Whitton", an area of Ipswich.
Stereotypically, these people are loud-mouthed, offensive, and listen to hiphop or rap music.
They tend to look down on anyone who hasnt been brainwashed into thinking smoking and wearing fake burberry is cool.
They can often be seen hanging around on streetcorners, near mcdonalds or generally anywhere that isnt near their neglectful and possibly abusive parents. They are usually uninventive characterless teenagers with single-digit IQs, and a tendancy to fall pregnant at 14.
They dislike anyone that shows the slightest bit of creativity, and they start one-sided fights with goths, greebos and moshers who just want to get on with life, and live it their own way, doing what they want.
You want an example? take a walk to the nearest park or mcdonalds and watch it for yourself. You will begin to discover how pathetic these people really are.
by metalhead_rujobo September 7, 2005
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Whistoner

A person who originates from Whiston, usually found to be wearing Versace, Lacoste, Armani and other "high branded" clothes, they usually form gangs and go to huyton to petrol bomb houses or blow phone boxes up for "fun"
Oh shit hes a Whistoner, get your knives out lads, we need them.
by WhistonSux November 25, 2004
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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...
The Wilton High School Girls Swim Team is the best swim team ever...see you next year!
by Lady Warriors<3 April 11, 2005
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Wilton

A very nice and genuine person who is generally well-liked and respected. Definitely not someone who would post a fake definition to compliment themselves and boost their self esteem.
Joe: Hey, I need someone to be in charge while I'm gone.
Theodore: What about that guy? He looks like a Wilton.
Joe: Wow, you're right, he seems like an awesome guy.
Theodore: Thanks Joe, you're the best.
Joe: No problem, Theodore. See you at the bar mitzvah.
by Thank you wilton, very cool! October 7, 2019
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Wilton Beard

The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
by angry bry March 12, 2009
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