wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.

"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

Wheelchair Buddy

A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!

Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)

by The Christoph August 10, 2009

Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.

John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!

by The Malteser. September 13, 2017

Wheelchair Robert

Code for getting a handjob. Taken from the legendary movie Project X.

"Dude I went to this strip club and some chick called Sugar totally gave me a Wheelchair Robert in the back!"

by fbhw4life March 14, 2015

wheelchair weed

Marijuana of such intense potency that it typically incapacitates its users, sending them into a state of mind-bending delirium.

John smoked some of that wheelchair weed and sat in his beanbag chair listening to Thermo surf rap for like three hours.

by XTreme Thermo Surf Rap Fan January 27, 2008

Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.

paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.

by Tony Oats December 6, 2006