you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>If Jaylavy Robles Bonilla What ANgel Jose Robles Can Throw at Her, THen EveryoneWIll Be fine.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Jaylavy Robles Bonilla What ANgel Jose Robles Can Throw at Her, THen EveryoneWIll Be fine.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Jaylavy Robles Bonilla What ANgel Jose Robles Can Throw at Her, THen EveryoneWIll Be fine.<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

What can I do sometimes

The phrase was used by a former national team coach (Fatih Terim) in an interview. Though grammatically wrong, it entered the Turkish daily language as a way of meaning "there is nothing to do about this" and it is being used in English.

next stop: everything is something happens. :)

X: Abi internet çalışmıyor, maili atamıyorum. (Dude, the internet is not working. I can't send the mail)
Y: What can I do sometimes.

by damlitaa July 2, 2024

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

bite off more than what u can chew

to take on a task that is too big

i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..

by 13wishes April 22, 2014

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>About What She Can Get From You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>About What She Can Get From You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>About What She Can Get From You<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025